Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.



If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via bohemianspirit)

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  • *in principals office*
  • principal: Have a seat.
  • me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*
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